Celine Dion!!!! OOOOOH SHE'S COMING(not the bad kind)!!!! HERE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I'm going to the concert!!!!! Its next next week!!!! I can't believe it!!! I bought the tickets like 3 weeks ago and I'm still incredibly excited. Its like... Oh my god! Help me!!! I'm hyperventilating!!! (gasp gasp!!!)

I had my chemistry exam today. It was not so hot. I started on a high note and then it all went downhill from there. Imagine the velocity-time graph for a decellerating particle. Thats how my exam went. It was bad. The first question was on electrode potential and I was all "YESSS!!". Then there was pH and I was all "YESSS!!" also until I got to the last part of that question about buffer solutions and I was like "SHIT!!!!". That was when it started to go all the way to hell. The next question was on Group 4 and Group 2 elements and I tembak-ed quite a bit. AND THEN..... those organic questions started coming!!!! AND THEN (que music from the shower scene in psycho) there were the application question!!!! I didn't know a thing! I left question 8 which was a spectrometry question that I think carried about ten marks blank and I screwed up questions 7 and 10 which were about enzymes and materials. I wrote some stupid shit about Kevlar and spider silk and then I was all "enzymes break down substrates,"-Thank you captain obvious! Damn, I'm good! But you know what kept me from crying? The thought of Celine Dion. I love her so much. I love her more than gay people love Cher. I love Cher too... but not as much as I love Enrique because he is so damn hot but anyway.... Yeah! I'm going for the Celine Dion concert!! AAAAAA!!

Oh. My. God. Is she not just amazing?

I think If I missed this concert my head would explode!

I feel so gay right now!


I'm so jealous of those dancers! Their in such close proximity with her! They don't deserve to be there!!!!!


I think I might cry at the concert! It would be so embarassing!!!

And here's a picture of Cher for fun. Su Ann loves to hate her.

And here's Enrique!!!!! He makes me drool! I'm so gay! Tee hee! I think if I saw him in person I'd melt into like really volatile liquid and then catch fire!!!

Does this post make me seem like a flaming homo? Ok, stupid question. Don't answer that.

Elections and thanks

The suspense before the results of the elections were announced on Saturday was harrowing. At 7 o'clock in the evening, I and my mother rushed back from one utama where we just had Carl's Junior for dinner. I was feeling stuffed and excited. Just the day before I was reminding everyone at the office and all the teachers in school to vote for the opposition. The outcome of the election would be intensely important to us the coming 5 years. Would the bloated, self righteous, arrogant, racist and burn-alive-able, idiotic, money wasting party win again or would someone else be given a chance. We were all very, very excited. The air was charged with the electricity of anticipation. 7 30 came and it started to rain, later this would be said to be a foreshadowing of the outcome for the losing parties. Unfortunately for us at home it was a present-shadowing of astro-shut-downess. We stared at the blank tv for about 15 minutes, waiting for it to come back on before we realised that we could watch rtm from normal tv without astro. 8 o clock came and still the results weren't released yet. Then, Zhen Chien called me all excited. It was all over in Penang, he said. The DAP had won everything. I was sceptical as nothing had been announced on tv yet so I brushed it off as a rumour. The DAP couldn't have won that big. We waited and waited until we couldn't wait anymore. My father was all "grrrrr!". He went and turned on malaysiakini and found that the results were rolling in thick and fast there. Apparently, there was a major media block going on. I think they were afraid of releasing the results because the Barisan party was losing tremendously. As the night wore on, results treakling in would seal the fate of Barisan Nasional in 5 states. Kedah, Kelantan, Perak, Penang and Selangor had been won by the opposition and Barisan had lost its two thirds majority. My mother who was on a diet immediately asked me to go bring up the Bailey's to celebrate. It was 12 o clock. We had all broken our diets and the media still had yet to release the devastating results. I think they were afraid that riots would break out and the Barisan supporters would take to the streets again to kill chinese people. At about 2 the media finally began airing the results. The people on tv looked shocked and blindsided. They did not expect that Barisan would lose so terribly and that the voters would be so punishing but what would you have expected the results to be after the government spent billions of ringgit to send one idiotic malay into space to play gasing, raised prices of goods sky high, desecrated an indian temple and insulted all the chinese people in malaysia? I think they deserved it and that they had it coming.

I went to church the next day as it was Sunday to thank god for the wonderful thing that had happened. The country has entered a new era of democracy. I felt very happy. It was then that I had an epiphany. I wanted to do something to show my appreciation to the powers that be for helping. I wanted to do something for the greater good and today I found my chance in the blood donation drive at college. I went to the cafeteria during break and filled out the questionare, had a blood test (they pricked my finger with a needle! It didn't hurt much though. - Proof that I am manly) and found that my blood type is A. I was quite dissappointed as I wanted to be AB. Hee hee, I am so selfish. The nurse asked me to eat first, so I had a free kaya bun and some milo and then they hooked me up to this packet and gave me a plastic tube to squeeze on. This girl next to me told me that if I kept squeezing the tube the blood would flow faster and this made me excited to try doing that. So I squeezed and squeezed and squeezed and the blood filled the packet really really fast and I was all "Wow!". In the end they took about 350ml of my blood I think. I felt woozy after that and had more kaya bun and milo. I practically had my lunch there haha! But it was fun and cool as I got to see what my blood actually looks like in large amounts and not in small quantities like when you pick at an scab and it starts to bleed or something. This was huger. There was a huge packet of it and it was warm and weird. I'm glad that I got to give thanks in my own special way though. It feels really good and warm like my blood. I feel like Jesus actually "This is my blood which will be shared for you and for all so that sins may be forgiven..." haha! I can't believe I remember that from mass!

Ps: Su Ann, I am really happy with the election results as you can tell. Sorry I didn't message you back, no credit again. It turns out I haven't changed much after all... Tee hee!

Sick

I had so much fun at the Backstreet Boys concert! I screamed so much! I screamed and screamed and screamed. People were looking at me like "Is he insane?". But I didn't care. It was the Backstreet Boys and I was overcome by fan craziness. Luckily I was in the middle of the audience otherwise if I was near the stage I might have forced my way up and.... actually, I wonder what a crazed fan would do if he or she were allowed to get to their celebrity idol. I really have no idea what I'd do after getting up on stage if I were allowed. Hmm this gives me something to think about. Anyway after all that excitement my throat felt hoarse throughout the week.

The day after that I went to the opening of my friends pub, Bilique, somewhere in Bangsar. There were a whole bunch of homosexuals and some transexuals there and I was all ok... We spoke to her and asked her how she was and if she was feeling better. My friend just divorced her husband you see and us, her friends, the people she hangs out with were wondering why. We found out why at the pub while I was eating a piece of lamb. One of our friends who is closest with her told us. It turns out, she's a lesbian. I was like WHOA! But I couldn't really say "Whoa!" loudly because my throat still hurt slightly.

On Saturday, I went out with my mother and sister. We had a buffet dinner at the Palm in Tropicana and I had a whole lot of oysters. Oysters make me nauseaus and slightly sick after I eat them but I love them all the same so I had like 8. After that we made our way to OU with me feeling not so well and more sick than usual. I nearly vomited in MPH while I was walking around with my sister who couldn't take a hint and kept talking to me and expecting me to answer her even though I was intensely nauseaus. It was not fun but after an hour or two it got better and then was only slightly nauseaus throughout the night. But the slightly nauseaus feeling stayed on with me and never left. You might think that I'd learn from my oyster experiences that I must not eat oysters but I love them so much!

Today was the culmination of my oyster nauseausness and hoarse throat. I woke up and I was all "OH NO!". My head was throbbing and it felt like if I were to hear any loud sound it would simply explode. My throat was on fire and I nearly vomited but, I still had to fetch my passengers, Hye Yin and friends to school on the count of they don't have any other form of transport there. So I lugged myself out of bed and without bathing (because bathing when you're sick is not a good idea) I made my way to the car. I don't know how I made it to all their houses and then to Taylors College and back but I did. I got home and I crawled into bed feeling really really sick. I have just woken up and I'm feeling a bit better but not completely well. I think I will be able to fetch them home later but I don't know if I'll feel very well tomorrow morning. I hope so though because if they can't find any other way to get to school tomorrow, I will have to fetch them again and suffer again.