Sunday, May 25, 2008

A Reunion And Then A Disaster Worst Than The One In China!

Yesterday, I attended an event that has been a long time coming - my primary school class reunion. It was a lunch at Wong Kok in OU and it felt really weird to see a bunch of people whom I haven't seen in 7 years and have them remember me. Ok, most of them didn't recognize me at first maybe because, I am really goodlooking now compared to when I was 12 and they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the amazingly handsome person walking towards them. Yeah! That thought makes me feel so good about myself! Yeah!



Here are some of us, all grown up!

Here's a picture of everyone who made it for the gathering.



This our our classes page from our std 6 yearbook. Try finding me in it! It will make you laugh!

After the lunch I hung out with some of the guys till about 6. And then, after I had dinner, I went with my mum and sister to watch one of my most anticipated movies EVER, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull. Oh God, I wish I could get my money and my memories back! After watching it I wanted to cry and tear my eyes out because it was so bad! The movie was so horrible in fact that it made me go home and post a hate message on IMDB. Something which I have never done.

Here's the message I posted:

We wait 20 years for a new Indiana Jones movie and we get this crap?? The Ants I could accept, the monkeys were tolerable, the gophers were ok, but ALIENS??? Seriously??? 20 years of looking for the right script and this is what they come up with? 20 years!!! I'm so angry! Why couldn't they leave well enough alone and let us have the wonderful memories of the past movies? Instead they've mucked everything up with this *beep* This movie destroyed the Indiana Jones series for me. George Lucas should just stop making movies! After spoiling Star Wars with those terrible, vomit inducing prequels, he now does this! Steven Spielberg should shed all ties with this sorry SOB who seems to have an insatiable need to fill his movies up with CGI MONKEYS that weren't even cute! And the scene in which Shia Labeouf does a Tarzan! That was so utterly idiotic! Why, oh why? I didn't think anybody would be able to mess up such an un-mess-up-able series. Even my 12 year old sister would have been able to write a better script than this! Why bring back Marion when you aren't going to do much with her character? It seemed like it was just fan service. And all those pointless references to the old movies! Yes! We get it! There were 3 other movies! Move on already! And Cate Blanchet's character was so badly written I wonder why she decided to take the part to begin with! I know I'm going to be hated by those who actually liked the movie after this, but I just needed somewhere to rant my dissatisfaction with this oh so horrible movie. I wish I could get my money, my time and my love for Indiana Jones back, but sadly I can't. I'm so sad... (sobs)!

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Yeah, it was really horrible! Indiana Jones was my favourite movie series of all time next to Back To The Future. I know half of Temple by heart and I've seen Raiders and The Last Crusade so many times you wouldn't believe how many. Those assholes George Lucas and Steven Spielberg should be burned alive for killing the legacy that was Indy.

After the movie ended, half the audience watching had this look plastered over their faces-


And the baby in front of me was so affected by the horrible-ness he looked like this at the end-

Seriously! I kid you not! Some people actually brought a BABY into the theatre! Why the hell? I don't know but they did and they successfully taught it the very basic emotion of disgust.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

90210! Seriously!

Ok, after the disaster that was supposed to pass as me taking my exams the day before yesterday, I decided that I would take a break yesterday. I spent the whole day hot oil treating my hair, watching E! and then obsessing over Indiana Jones. Sometimes I wonder if it is possible to over moisturize ones hair? I've been conditioning and giving my hair tremendous amounts of product lately. It feels wonderful! Its so soft and smooth feeling but it doesn't look shiny or anything. I wonder why? I'm trying to let it grow out long so I want it to be like really really healthy looking but its not healthifying even though I'm working so hard on it. Its so naughty! Maybe I should get a leave in conditioner or another hair mask. I have 2 hair masks already but all they seem to be doing is make my hair really really soft but not healthy looking so yeah maybe I'll get a leave in conditioner. I'll go to the pharmacy tomorrow. Yay another adventure! We'll call this one "The Quest For The Hair Product". Woo! Sounds so exciting!

Right, hair obsession aside, its time to obsess about something else, something wonderfuller, something nostalgic, something that lies on the far edge of intensely cool and swerves dangerously towards the power of a cult. In fact in the 1990's, it was a cult. Get ready for "90210"! Not "Beverly Hills: 90210", no, this is new, so its just "90210"! Its the new series coming up this fall and I hope it kicks ass. Its supposed to be a spinoff of the old series "Beverly Hills: 90210" the cult sensation of the 90's which featured the amazingly hunky (at the time but not anymore) Jason Priestly and Luke Perry. They both look really old now. Shannen Doherty and Tori Spelling also got their big breaks on that show. Too bad for Ian Ziering and that __ Austin Green (I don't remember his first name) dude. I never saw them in any other shows. In fact I haven't seen Tori Spelling in any other shows either! Ok. But anyway, this new show is going to be on the CW which is the same network which aires Gossip Girl (which sucks) and One Tree Hill (which sucks more), this means 90210 might suck but I'm hoping and praying that it won't. I'm really scared that it will suck though because one of the main characters is black and I don't like shows with black main characters (I'm so racist! Tee hee!). The fact is, black people just turn me off. Yes, even Halle Barry and she's half white. I hope he gets kicked off after the first season like Shannon Doherty was kicked off the original so that I can like the show more. Apart from the blackness though, I'm really excited for this and I'm going to do my best to like it. I can't wait to watch the pilot! I'm feeling so super duper excited! I feel like I want to scream! Beverly Hills 90210 was really really cool and I loved the opening theme song and I loved Jennie Garth and I loved Jason Priestly and Luke Perry so I hope I'll love this new show! OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! With that I'm going to leave you with a sneak preview of the aforementioned highly anticipated show which makes me feel the need to make unearthly screaming noises because I'm so excited and some other goodies. YAY!!!




Saturday, May 3, 2008

PRESSURE!!!

2 more weeks to exams and I'm still watching American Idol... Tsk tsk... I need to buck up! The pressure is more than on now! The pressure is so on that if I were a gas at normal atmospheric pressure I'd be a solid now! This is insane! I haven't finished studying any subject yet and I'm still wasting time searching for pictures of Anderson Cooper and Enrique Iglesias online! In case you haven't seen a super procrastinator in action... TADAA! HERE I AM! I have to stop using the computer altogether and study, study, study! But its like this evil thing that beckons to me from the corner of the room. "Desmond..." it whispers when its turned off "Come to me... I have pictures of Enrique..." Its call is so seductive! I must answer it every time! I simply must stop if I am to even begin to fathom getting the results I require to enter UCL. I need an A and 2 B's. It shouldn't be impossible if I go cold turkey on using the computer and watching tv for the duration of the next two months. I pray to God I am successful. I'm going to be studying alot from now on! YEAH! I'm all fired up! GRRR! Hear me roar! Gods of procrastination, you have no control over me! Yeah! So the plan is set! I'm going to study, study, study tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, for 2 months! YEAH!!!! Oh God, help me...