PRESSURE!!!

2 more weeks to exams and I'm still watching American Idol... Tsk tsk... I need to buck up! The pressure is more than on now! The pressure is so on that if I were a gas at normal atmospheric pressure I'd be a solid now! This is insane! I haven't finished studying any subject yet and I'm still wasting time searching for pictures of Anderson Cooper and Enrique Iglesias online! In case you haven't seen a super procrastinator in action... TADAA! HERE I AM! I have to stop using the computer altogether and study, study, study! But its like this evil thing that beckons to me from the corner of the room. "Desmond..." it whispers when its turned off "Come to me... I have pictures of Enrique..." Its call is so seductive! I must answer it every time! I simply must stop if I am to even begin to fathom getting the results I require to enter UCL. I need an A and 2 B's. It shouldn't be impossible if I go cold turkey on using the computer and watching tv for the duration of the next two months. I pray to God I am successful. I'm going to be studying alot from now on! YEAH! I'm all fired up! GRRR! Hear me roar! Gods of procrastination, you have no control over me! Yeah! So the plan is set! I'm going to study, study, study tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, for 2 months! YEAH!!!! Oh God, help me...